The many ways to say "Nurse"

The many ways to say Nurse:

NURSE! NURSE!! (spoken like a seal, often repeated numerous times, elderly gentleman are predisposed)

NuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUURSE? (by little old ladies who need something that is sitting beside them at the bedside table)

nurse? (by the patient, typically a young college student, who is scared about their condition and needs support)

$(%*#)@)*#$$*#(!!! Nurse @@#$#)($*$* (your average drug seeker/chronic paineur who was just told they could not have their morphine/dilaudid/Demerol/fentenyl combo)

nnnuURSE! (For the less/non-urgents when they are asking, AGAIN, how long the doctor is going to be so they can get a note for missing work because of their cough.)

NURSE?!?!!??!? for the boarded and collared guy who denied nausea x5 and then feels the need to vomit RIGHT NOW.